Tag Archives: email

Who is this!?

If you have the ability to forward voice-mails, then you have a tool of funny rivaling that of the squirting flower, hand-buzzer, seltzer bottle and cream pie all going off at once. If you don’t, then you either work far in the distant future, where phones have been replaced by telepathic resonance, or you work […]

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Muhnuh Muhnuh

If you find yourself feeling a little more mischievous than usual, this tactic will allow you to drop some psychic napalm that will ripple out and into the minds of everyone in your vicinity. Quite simply, you just need to sing “Muhnuh Muhnuh” once at some point during the wee, quiet hours of the morning. […]

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Google Images Save Lives

While we are by no means a fan of the fluffy email programs that decorate messages with obstructive background images and useless animations, we are also not fans of the basic outlook email system, which is, for lack of a better term, completely fucking boring. That’s why we here at Taupe Times highly suggest a […]

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Get Up, Stand Up!

“Come on man! Everyone’s doing it! Just have a seat in this cube here . . . for the rest of your life!” Readers of Taupe Times know that cubical ergonomics is a pet peeve of ours.  We have suggested in the past that sitting may well be the central cause of all evil and […]

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Reply-Allcholism

Humans are naturally disposed to addiction – ask Coca Cola.  We’re also big fans of shortsightedness – skydiving anyone? Standing alone, these two qualities already get us into too much trouble. But, when the two meet, a synergistic catastrophe occurs that equates to something similar to the destruction of entire civilizations or, even worse, a […]

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