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Axis and Allies

In any war, establishing your allies is key to winning. The battlefield of the cube-farm is no different.  Do not fool yourself into thinking otherwise! Fooooooool! It is critical that you seek out those co-workers, who feel the same overwhelming fear and perplexity upon hearing terms like “pow-wow” and “one-off”(see blog entry, entitled “Douchespeak”).  In […]

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Balls!

Sitting is one of the worst things you can do to yourself, from a fitness standpoint. And, chances are, you spend a minimum of eight hours a day doing it at work, not to mention what you do with your globular self when you get home.  Studies demonstrate that physical inactivity day-in and day-out significantly […]

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Douchespeak

Corporate culture is so disgustingly pervasive it has even corrupted our beautiful language.  It has gotten so bad that UnSuckIt was able to build a search engine around it.  So while English majors across the globe cringe at the thought of the language being raped daily by such money hungry corporate meat sacks, we here […]

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Gone Fishin’

This may seem like a more mundane and mediocre suggestion to the untrained cubicle warrior.  However, if approached in the right manner, the cubby addition of a fish tank can yield you months of relief from the droning noise of your cubicle compatriots going about their oh so boring business. Step 1: Get a fish […]

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